Emotionally devastating bumper fun special
Strictly come on an all-escapologists canal trip
Presenting to the abyss
Muscular busman's holiday
Slightly underwhelmed by a pier
There is nothing in that, nothing at all
Trying to have a pint with the telly
Hunkily asymmetrical newsreader
Glad I own a washing machine
Battleship truncheon
Design flaw
First mate