Interesting Skull

Rapping in a skip and silently weeping

Including a joke about pigment for adolescents and one about a thing bakers do

Jun 6 • 

Mike Rampton

May 2025

Hello (BUY MY BOOK) I have a book out today (BUY MY BOOK)

Become A Genius In A Year is out today and a lot of fun, please buy it (BUY MY BOOK)

May 22 • 

Mike Rampton

Dusting off the ol' tux for a slice of Danish cheese

Including quite a rude joke about a detective and the words "parped" and "thruppences".

May 2 • 

Mike Rampton

April 2025

Mortgage providers love this trampoline

Including a joke about a yeti, a link to a very funny video and a request for eight pounds

Apr 4 • 

Mike Rampton

March 2025

The Odometer Model of Stress

I'm going to make SO MUCH MONEY from this!

Mar 21 • 

Mike Rampton

Keanu Reeves running, weeping, through Swindon in the dead of night

Including a joke about a playwright, an idea that could revolutionise action cinema and nearly, but not quite, some news

Mar 7 • 

Mike Rampton

February 2025

A Bond woman playing the hurdy-gurdy

Including a joke about a king, an anecdote about a slide and a thought about a cat

Feb 7 • 

Mike Rampton

January 2025

Fatigue-addled gladiatorial tragedy

Including a joke based around the word 'inveigh', which I only just learned, and some very bad German

Jan 10 • 

Mike Rampton

December 2024

Ding dong merrily on hello there

including a surprising amount of press coverage and probably some kind of terrible joke where the punchline is, like, “Braid Biarritz, Colditz cider"

Dec 6, 2024 • 

Mike Rampton

25 Excellent Jokes About Christmas In Video Form

Between about 2018 and 2020 I put a bunch of Christmas jokes, in video form, on Twitter, as a kind of advent calendar.

Dec 1, 2024 • 

Mike Rampton

November 2024

How To Drive A Broom-Broom Car Like A Grown-Up Adult

A super special bonus newsletter celebrating twelve months of being able to vroom about like a big champ

Nov 20, 2024 • 

Mike Rampton

A bottom crack completely covered in highlighter

including a warning I'll be a madman by Christmas and a good poetic way of commemorating fireworks

Nov 1, 2024 • 

Mike Rampton