All trousers and no trousers
Rapping in a skip and silently weeping
Hello (BUY MY BOOK) I have a book out today (BUY MY BOOK)
Dusting off the ol' tux for a slice of Danish cheese
Mortgage providers love this trampoline
The Odometer Model of Stress
Keanu Reeves running, weeping, through Swindon in the dead of night
A Bond woman playing the hurdy-gurdy
Fatigue-addled gladiatorial tragedy
